Somehow, the word that I enjoy cooking has gotten out, and thus I was invited to compete in a mock Iron Chef competition. There were four competitors, each representing a regional cuisine, and each of us had to prepare 30 dishes in 60 minutes...no small feat...
The competitors:
- Iron Chef Massive Arms representing Portugal with Seafood Paella and Fruit Salad.
- Iron Chef Crazy Assistants representing Luxembourg with Knuddlin (s/p?) with a Bacon Sauce, Apple Compote and Chocolate Mousse.
- Iron Chef Chinese Chick representing China with Garlic Oysters and Watermelon in Coconut Juice with Tapioca Balls.
- Iron Chef Me representing California with Seared Ahi Tuna with a side of Mesclun Salad, and Sopapillas with Cream and a Caramel Sauce.
The competition was fierce. Sweat glistened on the foreheads of all four chefs as they fried, boiled, chopped, seasoned and stirred. Iron Chef Massive Arms ran into trouble early when she realized that the burners at Stadium Kitchen were hotter than her practice kitchen. Would she save the Paella in time?
Iron Chef Chinese Chick was cool as a cucumber, steaming her oysters to perfection, lofting hypnotic scents of garlic throughout the room.
Iron Chef Crazy Assistants seemed to have everything under control and well prepared assistants, but his Knuddlin was not obtaining the desired consistency...would his dough thicken before the end of the competition?
Iron Chef Me seemed to be working smoothly, however she, that is to say, I, ran into trouble when half of the desert took up 30 minutes. With only half the allotted time remaining Iron Chef Me was in a panic to finish all her/my dishes in time.
5 minutes remaining.
With five minutes to go Iron Chef Chinese Chick appeared to have completed all of her creations and was merely garnishing her dishes to a beautiful piece or art, however Iron Chef Massive Arms was struggling to stir her Paella. With 10 pounds of seafood, and 20 cups of rice, she brought out the big guns, and powered through her dish. Iron Chef Crazy Assistants was desperately praying his chocolate would cool, so cream could be added, while Iron Chef Me had thrown all rules out the window to complete her dishes, flipping fish with her bare hands and throwing salad on plates.
The tasting.
Guests who paid a scant ¥1000 ($10.00), were allowed to try each of the four dishes. After a half hour consumption period, and a small debate, pencils began scratching scores on tablets. Was Iron Chef Crazy Assistants able to cool his chocolate in time? Did Iron Chef Massive Arms save her concoction from burning? Did Iron Chef Chinese Chick misjudge the perfection of her dishes? Did Iron Chef Bel finish in time????
And the winner is:
IRON CHEF ME!It was a close match, and all competitors performed spectacularly, but in the end Iron Chef Me with her California Cuisine turned out victorious. Iron Chef Chinese Chick and Iron Chef Crazy Assistants tied for 2nd, and Iron Chef Massive Arms landed in fourth.
Another amazing battle in Kitchen Stadium...
The recipes I used/created:
Seared Ahi Tuna with Mango Salsa
- 4 large sashimi grade tuna filets
- 1 lime
- Olive Oil
- Salt & Pepper to taste
- Mango Salsa (recipe below)
Pour 2 tbsp olive oil in a frying pan and heat over high heat.
Slice 2-4 slits in the filets lengthwise on both sides. Cut the lime in half and rub onto filet. Sprinkle with salt and pepper to taste. Massage olive oil into flesh
Sear tuna on each side for 30 seconds to 1 minute until the outer layer is slightly charred. Inside should still be pink.
Cut into strips perpendicular to slits. Top with mango salsa and serve warm or chilled.
Mango Salsa
1 large mango peeled and chopped1 red bell pepper, seeded and chopped½ c. diced green onions (scallions)1-3 jalapeño peppers, seeded and chopped½ c chopped cilantro (coriander)1 tbsp olive oil½ tsp shredded lime peelJuice of one lime1 tbsp vinegar¼ tsp salt¼ tsp pepperCombine all ingredients in a medium sized mixing bowl. Mix well and chill for half an hour to an hour before serving.
Mesclun Salad
6 c. small mixed salad greens1 apple or pear cored and chopped1 firm avocado chopped1 c. crumbled blue or feta cheese1 c. candied walnuts or almonds (recipe below)1 c. Pear Vinaigrette (recipe below)In a large salad bowl, combine mesclun, apples/pears, and avocado.
Pour dressing over salad
Top with cheese and nuts.
Serve
Candied Walnuts
- ¼ c powdered sugar
- 1/8 tsp chili or cayenne pepper
- 1/8 tsp salt
- 4 oz walnuts (other nut may be substituted)
Preheat an oven to 350˚
In a medium sized bowl, combine the sugar, pepper and salt.
Bring a small saucepan of water to boil. Add the walnuts and blanch them for 3 minutes.
Drain well, and immediately roll the walnuts in the sugar mixture until thoroughly coated. The sugar will melt slightly
Transfer the walnuts to a baking sheet lined with foil. Bake, stirring occasionally, until they are a deep golden brown, about 10 minutes. Watch carefully because they can burn easily.
Cool completely before serving
Pear Vinaigrette Dressing
- ¼ c Pear Nectar
- 2 tbsp walnut or salad oil
- 2 tbsp white wine vinegar
- 1 tbsp Dijon-style mustard
- Black Pepper to taste
Combine ingredients in a screw-top jar. Cover and shake well.
Sopapillas with Cream and Carmel Sauce
- 1 pkg 6-inch tortillas
- 1 c. sugar
- 1-2 tbsp. cinnamon
- 4 tbsp butter
- ¼ c. brown sugar
- ¼ c. honey
- 1 c. whipping cream
- ¼ c. sugar
- Oil
Combine 1 cup sugar and cinnamon in a medium sized container with a lid. Cover and shake well.
Cut tortillas into thin triangles
In a deep pot, bring oil up to 350˚. Add tortillas and fry until golden brown. Remove from oil and place on a towel for one minute, then put into container with cinnamon and sugar. Shake gently and remove.
In a saucepan, over low heat add butter and whisk in brown sugar. Do not boil. Add honey and continue stirring for 4-6 minutes.
Whip cream in a large mixing bowl until stiff peaks form. Add ¼ cup sugar, and whip for one minute more.
Put cream into a decorating bag with a star tip. Press ¼ cup of cream onto serving plates, spike with tortillas and drizzle sauce on top.